Formidable Adversaries
Carol the
Cactus
Carol the Cactus
Carol used to work at a bookstore before joining a fight club and leaving work life behind her. She has become the leader of her local fight chapter and is a force to be reckoned with.
Fight Skills:
- Spike Darts with Poison
- Flash Flood Drown
- Harness Power of Sun to Blind Opponent
Octavia the
Octopus
Octavia the Octopus
Eight times the destruction. Eight times the pain. Don't make Octavia mad or she will slap you eight times over and blind you with a debilitating ink spray.
Fight Skills:
- Ink Spray
- Camoflauge and Attack
- Venomous Beak Bite
Bruce the
Baboon
Bruce the Baboon
Mighty Bruce is the king of his own jungle. Arguably the fiercest animal to ever come out of nature, Bruce will crush your hopes, dreams, and your will to live with his ear-shattering banshee cry.
Fight Skills:
- Shattering Banshee Cry
- Power Bite
- Tail Chokeout
Lenny
Crabitz
Lenny Crabitz
Raised on the beaches of Los Angeles, Lenny's mother was a crab who was recently served a restraining order for stalking hit musical sensation/style icon Lenny Kravitz.
Fight Skills:
- Death Pinch
- Scarf Strangle
- Silent but Deadly Fart
Pterry the
Pterodactyl
Pterry the Pterodactyl
A nice guy who always wanted to help others, Pterry eventually got tired of everyone being afraid of him just because of how he looks. He finally decided to give them a reason to fear him by using his sonic boom wing flap.
Fight Skills:
- Eye Gouge
- Swoop & Dive Attack
- Sonic Boom Wing Flap
Patti the
Penguin
Patti the Penguin
Patti may be the cutest fighter of the bunch, but don't fall victim to her adorable belly. She was abandoned as a young pup and adopted by assassins who taught her how to be the fiercest icicle-thrower this side of the Mississippi.
Fight Skills:
- Flap Slap
- Belly Slide & Attack
- Icicle Spear
Misty the
Mountain Goat
Misty the Mountain Goat
Bored from her mountain life of chewing weeds and kicking rocks, Misty wandered down to the plains one day and was snatched up by a pair of evil poachers. Her extreme fear caused her to harness her hitherto latent super powers. Ultimately, she head-butted her poachers so hard that no one ever heard from them again.
Fight Skills:
- Head Butt
- Hind leg Powerkick
- BAAttle Cry
Gart
the Gator
Gart the Gator
Gart looks like a nice guy, but he's only nice when he's not hungry. He's hungry about 99% of his waking life, so watch out! He's got a gigantic mouth and will not hesitate to swallow you whole.
Fight Skills:
- Snapper Bite
- Death Roll - Bite & Drown
- Tail Smack
Paco
the Pig
Paco the Pig
Paco doesn't even want to try to seem nice. He ate too much, he's sleepy, he's cranky, and he wants to smother-sit on you just so you will stop talking.
Fight Skills:
- Oink to Death
- Smother Sit
- Throw Acidic Mud
Home Arena Advantage! gets +10 health points!
Fatality!
wins!